Bintang kecil VS KKI – Susah sudah dahulu, berjoget joget kemudian!

Saturday night. At home. Keeping myself warm under the doona. It’s summer but it’s sure damn cold outside. Melbourne melbourne. Unpredictable weather. but its okay. at least we can’t get bored with the temperamental weather.

I know i said i was going on a hiatus. But i’ve been crying that morning. When your pissed off , upset and you feel like killing somebody ..you tend to say things you dont mean. well. same goes to me. hahaha. But now, thanks Nauli who has kindly lent me her laptop, to do my work just until my laptop comes back ,god knows when! – im happy again! hahaha. so hiatu schmiatus!!happy se happy happnya. awu bah. mcm lagu Spoon atu.

I’m almost done with this assignment that im currently doing..although ive got two more big ones after this. inda papa. nya org tua tua yang pernah belajar peribahasa:- Susah susah dulu joget joget kemudian.

SIAPA HENG menaruh “JOGET” arah periksa melayu olevel ah??? lol. Dj tiesto???

I got a B3 for my malay olevel. not too bad for someone who doesn’t know what they’re talking about. hahaha.

During my malay exams we were given 4 karangan options and the one that i chose was “SEBUAH REPORT (?) TENTANG SOMETHING SOMETHING NAIK HAJI KE KOTA MEKAH”. When i saw the title. i thought easy. I’ve been there before. lets do this. kira mcm excited la. hahaha.

skalinya…

lets do this tia karang!!half way through the essay with less than half an hour on the clock i realised that I HAVE NEVER GONE TO HAJ BEFORE. UMRAH YES. BUT UMRAH HAJI.. TWO DIFFERENT THINGS. I’d choose another karangan but it was tooo late for that. so there i was. panicking + i had 5 more puisi at the back of the page that needs answering. I was hyperventalating. My palms started to sweat..and just when i thought i was going to pingsan and scare the invigilators to their death….i suddenly thought.”EH I CAN BULLSHIT!!”.

So this is what i wrote. believe it or not. towards the end..somewhere in the middle of “Seekor unta yang di kelilingi oleh orang orang yang ingin mengambil gambar dengannya” and the LAST fullstop.. i wrote:-

“lepas itu semua orang berkumpul di pedang arafah dan mereka semua menyahut seruan allah , *and then in my most neat JAWI hand writing i wrote* LABAIKALLAH HUMA LABAIK LABAIK KALA SHARI KALA KALA BAIK“. I even took the initiative to translate it in RUMI in closed brackets (in my head; mana tau yang me mark paper ku ani cina!?) .

BAIK JUA PASS. ada kah labaikallah huma labaik. PANIC JUA SUDAH TU. hahahaha. yatah tu lainkali BACA BISAI BISAI. I was distracted. NADIAH at that time who was sitting infront of me was TAUCA-NGING HER HAIR TO ITS DEATH. adz, ingat kau nadz. in my head i was like. apakan bini2 ani LAJU JUA YA ABIS? BE TAUCHANG LAGI TU. hahahahaha. i miss you babe. hahaha.hahaha but yeah B3. like i said. not too bad for someone who bullshit-ted their way through an O LEVEL examination. hahaha.

so yeah..anyways..(wah atu random..hahah inda be assalamualikum)

VOTE FOR RAFIE. (pronunced RAFEE-EE)

VKI RAFI to 8888555

VET VET VET VET..VOTE VOOOO RAVIEEEEEE…

to those who wants to listen & compare,click here to download audio files of the other nine finalists.

VOTE PAKAI UTAK AH SAMA PAKAI TELINGA. YANG PAKAK PAKAK ATU DI PERSILAKAN JANTAH MEMVOTE. MELIAT SEMBILU 2005 SAJA KAMU. YANG ADA SI VINCE.

Best performance has got to be that Pei Pei girl who sang Awan Yang Terpilu flawlessly and Tegar by Dk Azy. Sama of course si Rafiee 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 ( suara yang hebat lagikan hensem). Its good to see that they’re recruiting kids with contemporary voices this time around.Kalau mcm bintang kecil atu..membari watir bah suara kanak2 nya.

Their voices are usually not so KECIL and very very POWERFUL. and its usually just that:- powerful (fullstop!). With Bintang kecil, what ive noticed, the more powerful the voice and the more jewellery & make up (preferably GLITTER) the kids wear..their chances of winning increases by 200%. gila yoh. SIAPA JUDGE NYA AH. Nenek kebayan!?!? but its true.

I remember watching Bintang Kecil when i was about 10. And there was this boy who sang his lagu wajib: KULIMPAPAT like a constipated Broery Marantika. I GOT SCARED. sampai ani if i think about it.. mcm hey, how weird was that BOY! hahaha. But he wasn’t wearing much jewellery or glitter on his face so.. lucky for us, he didn’t win. kalau inda trauma kali. hahaha baru menyanyi lagu kulimpapat. imagine mun lagu Jamal Abdillah. beganti spendet kali.

kudos to kristal. keep this up.. baru ya maju musik industry brunei. huhuhu. boring ku mendangar band suka terais terais saja ani bah sama urang menyanyi suara MISIN ani bah. hahaha boring bah boring. Even Cher’s Do You Believe in Love after Love was a one off thing. Last i checked, Cher CHOKED.

adakah suara misin. style lama jua eh.

VOTE FOR RAFIE. ataupun nama manjanya “ee-ee”

kiss me.

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