I heart Nauli Simanjuntak.

We are at Nauli’s place. Just across the road from where we live. Currently blogging from her computer with the big ass lcd screen. Back when she was living in our building i used to chill out at her place alot. Her place was like my own personal Officeworks. She had a laser printer a faithful computer that almost NEVER breaks down, enormous amounts of junkfood in her pantry basically all the things u need to speed up the assignment do-ing process la! haha and Nauli being quite the character, not a day was spent without laughter. Nothing much have changed since. She still has all the comforts of home the only difference being, she is no longer an earshot away from where we live. uwaa. The best thing about Nauli, she doesn’t mind people living off her. So long that she gets the same treatment. I think that’s why we get along so well. We give and take.

Ive came across alot of different people over the time that ive been here. Most of them were parasites, taking advantage whenever they can. There was this one malay friend i lived with in my first year of Uni, one day i came back from school and was shocked to see all my stuff that was in my handbag scattered all over the dining table. There was a note. left for me that read: “Syaz, I keluar dengan TENGKU N*****, i pinjam your bag, nanti i kasi you balik.” I was gobsmacked. Yes, it was a Prada. But I never knew people would go to extreme extents just to impress. It’s rude enough that she took the bag without my permission, as if to add insult to injury she had SCATTERED all my posessions on the dining table mcm tayik. The word Asshole just doesn’t come close to justify her actions. Weren’t these people taught manners kah by their parents??

Towards the end of the year, i moved out and lived with another malay girl. Another wrong choice. The girl was all about smoking pot , pills and sprinkling POWDER on the kitchen tiles so that she and her boyfriend could practise their MELBOURNE SHUFFLE . When they’re drunk they used to get in to fights where the boyfriend would violently abuse the girlfriend. Once even running around the house searching for her with a knife in his hand. They dont call it SUICIDE TUESDAYS for nothing, I literally ter-peed in my pants. These people were culture shocked to the point of CRAZY. Being only 17 at that time, i thought i was too young to be exposed to these things. Had i not been sensible saw the repercussions of their actions , i would probably have succumbed to the world of alice in wonderland myself. My life then was a turmoil, spiralling down to the highway of CRAZY.

These people were living proof of “lapas dari kandang”. They were crazy. craaaaaaaazzzyyy i tell you.Soon after the girl moved out and my sister moved in. Probably one of the most happiest moments of my life. This is why, i only stick to my sisters/family nowadays and only a handful of people like Nauli who understands the concept of Give and Take. I play it safe. I’ve had my share of kawan makan kawan , kawan ambil duit kawan , kawan pakai kawan that i now know better than to just let people walk all over me like there’s “SELAMAT DATANG” written all over me.

some people they get comfortable too quickly that they end up being selfish and start having complete misregard towards other people’s feelings.

Opportunists comes in all kinds of sizes, status , age.. inda kira..yang KAYA KAYA pun pandai GILA. from experience diorang paling GILA. used to having things their way that they dont think there’s a need to incorporate common courtesy in to their daily lives. I’m soooooo over themmm not to mention those back stabbing assholes!! Kamu ani inda kana ajar CIVIC kah? Sama adakah MAMA SAMA BAPA kamu cematu jua?? must be. Yatah kalinya kamu catu atu. inda kana ajar. Think before doing anything la, pasal last last..BALIK KE PARENTS bah. Nya nini-girl ku nya : SADANG SADANG PALUI.

kiss me.

*Melbourne Shuffle – a style of a dance. kalau lu mau itu fengtau lu shuffle shuffle la sampai mampos. huhu denga itu house music juga shuffle shuffle. dengar itu dance music sama techno juga boley shuffle shuffle sampai silahau pinggang.

7 thoughts on “I heart Nauli Simanjuntak.

  1. Atu, memberijab dengan mu tinggal dulu atu. Annoying berabis tu eh. The first one had no respect, the second was too crazy. Goodness.. Hehe. Nasib jua inda terinfluence ah.. Good thing you had your mind in the right gear. Hehe.

  2. Melbourne shuffle itu ialah choreography tarian yang harus di perform apabila di kastam Melbourne airport. Kalau ada kan di declare mesti dance full version, kalau nothing to declare iaitu green lane..yang short version saja cukup.
    Kalau kan tau what it really is, sila coba search di wikipedia..ada tu kali…wikipedia pandai berabis! banar! semua ya tau tu.
    Maya mana kan ni yang bertanya? Ku tampar murut mu karang huhuhuhuuu…(only the maya yang i’m thinking about would faham..kalau maya lain, i won’t tampar your murut huhuuhu…~dont take it personallll)

  3. Melbourne shuffle itu ialah choreography tarian yang harus di perform apabila di kastam Melbourne airport. Kalau ada kan di declare mesti dance full version, kalau nothing to declare iaitu green lane.. —–> LOLLLL

  4. yeah melbourne shuffle. mau demo? pfft 😛

    but anyways, those days were so over man. those fucked up days anyway.

    on a more serious note, ahh the give & take people – we need more of them. they are a rare breed. macam inda ku pecaya cam stayi orang kan minjam beg prada mu ah.

    and housemate mu yang eff-ed up atu, kalo aku wah, simbah ia skali johnson & johnson badak rah muanya.

    NAH KAU MELBURN SHAPPLING TAH KO SANA.

    *mwahahahah*

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