dear computer shop,
I wait wait my computer but it never coming coming. I angry-ing angry-ing pun no use. I ask you call me back you never calling calling. I spek english like you never understand. If i spek my language more you dont understand. I long time patience already. Its means i have to resort to hardness;- i will bomb.
I getting sick bah complain complain. Not good. Why take so long for motherboard coming? The motherboard coming by aeroplane or by bird? If by bird which bird? If u use dodo, no wonder long time. u use extingt bird.
ples mr cpmputer shop i want computer. if u want me to stop komplen – ples hollaback.
-Siti KSP.
*Kapisan Sudah Menunggu
antam kau syaz! hahahahahahahha!!
Dear Miss Siti Kapisan Sudan Menunggu,
First I take my timing to apologise for the delaying in repair of your computer. The motherboard is slow to coming because first the boards mother said can go and then the boards father said cannot go and then in the ending the father said motherboard go. But then Miss Siti Kapisan Sudah Menunggu, the bird doing delivery have flu. I think Miss Siti Kapisan Sudah menunggu you have heard in the news of the bird flu, you having already i’m sure. I think I start calling you Miss SKSP from now onwards, your full names is too much and make me tiring.
Anyway, Miss SKSP we will tries our best to finish soon your computer because we feel terribly for you komplen komplen all the time. We will aims to hollaback as sooner the most possible. And ples, we do not accept bombs only cash, money and hoes.
Sincerely and forever yours,
computershop.
BOMB lai jangan NDA BOMB!!! Hahah bushu ani terrorist rupanya! You spek dey don’t understandable so you bomb dem and dey die!! hahha
Dear Miss SKSP,
Please don’t bomb the computershop, beg of you. Tulunglah. My three crying children in the nest on the roof are the only things I have left in this world.- Plis la, sudahpun ku flu, jangantah kan di bomb lagi.
If you’re afraid your bombs will go to waste, you can bomb my ex-wife’s nest and computershop down the road, she is useless anyways.
I’m sure the owners of the computershop downstairs will get ur motherboard sorted out- just as soon as they’re done stealing your parts and replacing them with used ones. Hey, at least they still work..
So please, don’t bomb the shop. I have no money, no job – they just fired me, no where to go, especially since I have bird flu, no one wants me….
Hey but then again, this bird flu’s gonna kill me AND my family anyways, riite? Hmmmm, okay then… BOMB the damn shop!!!
Sincerely,
Mr. Fickle R. Bird
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