woiiiiiiiii melbourne. mengapa ko panas????

sama..mengapa ko hazy saja inda branti?? bush fires everywhere. macam kana puji saja.
im sweating in my $10 cotton on shorts. takut ku bebadas. eh. huhuhuuhu. paksa bali badak sajuk kali. bebadak ku sini ..kana pikir pengantin. rupanya inda..hahahaha TAKUT BEBADAS. hahahahahaha. i really need to get that table top fan lah. the heat’s getting terrible by the day. Melbourneeeee oh melbourneeeeeee. baik jua ku nda di darwin. ive showered twice since i woke up.

this is what the weather says on google:-

Melbourne
Smoke
Today: min: 11 degrees. max: 31 degrees.
Currently: 41 degrees.
GILA KALIIIII.

cuacanya pun pandai besigup. hahahahahaha. and how can it be 41 degrees when the maximum is only 31??? am i reading it wrongly kah??? woi. panas eh. panas. GOOGLE PANAS ni melbourne ah. panaaas. panaaaaaaassss. Even vanilla ice would melt in this weather nie.. ice ice baby lah kunon more like PISANG PANAS ESOLUSI. lol Salleh Yakub kali ah. hahahaha BULIEH. woiiiiiiiiiiiii PANASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Hana’s coming down to the city again.
silakannnnnn.. we were planning to check out the bakeries at st kilda beach..tapi mcm bepikir ku dua kali kali. ill probably end up fanning myself with a piece of hand made paper fans on the balcony sampai that Minimum 11 degrees comes.

its freakin SMOKING outside man. reminds me of the jerebu days back in brunei when everyone walked around the place looking like ninja turtle. WOI. Panas eh. bebadas ni krg. bebadas. cept that i dont think i’d want to wear those masks now. bebadas krg bibirku. huhuhuhu….

cana nie. Bu. sorry ah kalau bulan ani BILL AIRCON mahal.

PANASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

this is how it looks like outside from my balcony:-

crazy. On a nice day you can even see Yachts Sailing in Port Melbourne.. but today..its too hazy to see anything. unless.. rupanya org sailing atu paus paus besigup. haha yatah membarinya nda nampak. this is crazy.

oh. PAULINE HANSON (serial racist!) is back in politics talk about being presistent! few years back it was ASIANS skali now she’s going against Muslims & Africans. Saying Black africans are bringing in AIDS to australia. woiiiii. kau pikir org org kan masuk ke AUSTRALIA ani sanang kah!?!?!? *takes a deep breath*

I didnt undergo intensive medical check up for nothing. I didn’t go to Reynolds and got asked if i was PREGNANT for being a little bit overweight for nothing.. i didn’t try to lose weight so the next time i go for your stupid australian visa medical check up requirement thing at Reynolds he wouldn’t mistake me for being pregnant anymore for NOTHING.

u dont know how much i dread those embarassing moments at Reynolds just so that i could get a visa in to your racist country.Baaaaaaaaaatch banar eh. baru ya. the epitome of bitchiness. racist racist country.

oh pauline. why can’t u be normal and start worrying about your weight and how saggy your cheeks are getting like any other ugly moms out there ? THINK LITE & EASY PAULINE. LITE & EASY. why can’t u be normal like Martha stewart??? why can’t u be like those typical Datins who are all about botox and $400 hair cuts in Singapore?? oooh pauline paulineeeeee…..

huhuhuh. breathe syaz breathe.

students in queensland. be careful. be very careful.

kiss me.