I was just reading Nat’s joke on free-range chocolate. What is up with “free range” ah? it seems like everything pun they want to make “free-range”. From eggs to breads to poultry and meat. To me, Chicken is chicken. Beef is Beef. Eggs are EGgs (sometimes people, but that’s another story) . cept that if its BREAD its not FREE RANGE. its ORGANIC.

Just how “free” is free range??? Heh..inda pun free. over the roof expensive ada jua. I think this term “free range” is used loosely just so that farmers and restaurantiers have a reason to jack up prices of their produce sky high

Free range chickens are like the creme de la creme of all chickens. They are chickens that have privellages to roam freely on fresh patches of grass skali beamah, ada driver.. ada personal pemutik sampah…..sama be peshyen..etc etc and ALL thiss for what!?!??! at the end of the day they get chopped in to little chunks cooked in teriyaki to be served and sold at $18 a dish at Chocolate Buddha. buang masa aku saja. it makes u macam stop and think and go..eh? inda jua free nie? huhuhu. OH. and notice if a restaurant serves freerange produce.. they’ll have longer names for their dishes? ie: ” Vegetables bla bla bla bla blacooked in.blablabla with.. free range chicken..from..mulaut..that was caught by awang bla bla bla..bla bla bla serve in free range bla bla bla bla..only rich people can eat this..bla bla bla bla.. its nice!”. u think they would have an abbreviation for it by now.. lik FRC or something but nooo. mesti jua di acknowledge basar basar FREE RANGE CHICKEN ATU. huhuhuhu. cali. manusia oh manusia. anyway, hahaha, Its bad enough that the waitresses are judging you cause ure in your slacks and tees and selipar jipunzzz.. and now the CHICKEN ARE JUDGING YOU TOO???

if kfc starts using free range chickens..

kurus ku ni.

bana. inda lagi haba.

and Kobe beef. cows that are fed BEER (so they say) on the farms of Japan. Its like the PARIS HILTON of all cows la. and they’re called KOBE BEEF. sup with that man? huhuhuhu. KOBE. if i was a rich cow called KOBE i think i’d just DIE. i wudnt wanna be caught dead with the name KOBE. The name just doesn’t sound appetizing wah..even if i was a BOY COW..i woudnt want to be named KOBE. huhu one time i tot it read KOBOI BEEF on the menu of this jap restaurant down the street. mcm? eh apa kan koboi durang bagi makan? huhuhuhu there’s a reason why Paris hilton is called “Paris” and not KOBE you know. Thats unless..nama paris hilton sebenarnya KOBE HILTON? hahahahaha.

chet. buang masa aku saja. lawa2 lagi nama ayam ayam dalam raban bapakami..

KASTURI,LAKSMANA…sama si peter. huhuhu.

kami cari (namanya) pakai BUKU kali ah!!!! jan maraaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!! hahahahahaha.

i have yet to ask an update from my mom on our chickens’ names.

kiss me.

kiss me.