Can’t sleep. The free latte is the culprit. I got a latte given to me “on the house” at the restaurant we went to earlier in the evening. The waitress kept on getting our orders mixed up. At the start of the night, she got us an extra set of hookah then a second helping of coal when we have had plenty and towards the end of the night she somehow thought we ordered latte along with the chai and cappucino – when we didn’t. PANING jua waitress nya atu ah?? Well to be fair on her there were a lot of people tadi at the restaurant. and the super extra membari tuli saja inda loud turkish music wasn’t much help either. It was a turkish restaurant that we went to.. there were live turkish music , turkish people dancing , turkish people drunk , turkish people sipping on turkish coffee , turkish grandmas shimmy-ing to turkish songs.. wah ive never seen that kind of turkish love before- ever. in my whole life. The turkish-grandma-dancing is probably the closest thing we could get to Sugar & Spice’s Riduan. Those who visit the place regularly would know what i mean. Wooooppaaaaaaaa!!

Horror at S&S.

I’ve just finished a cup of chai to balance out the caffeine in my system. Does it even help!? i dont know. i’m just assuming that hot milk tea would make it easier for me to fall asleep. or was that just hot milk? or hot milo? huhuhuhu. oh well. It’s ONLY 3.50am. I’m usually not asleep till 5. Thank god tommorow is Saturday.

Can’t wait to go to the beach and bask in the sun.. mcm duyong yang kepanasan, washed ashore pasal inda pandai beranang sama bikininya sampit. hee-hee.

After reading Izzah’s tag. ingat tah ku nah..lol. yes. Zah. i do remember that girl ure talking about and what effa & i did to her was awful!! but hey. like we knew any better. we were just kids..being kids. lol.

There was this girl in my class masa ku di stpri. She was tad tooooo lating for her own good, i think. One time she raised up her hand in malay class and went:-

“shigiu..sheee-giu.. apa arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrti MunGkirrrrr jaaaaanjiiieeee”

for goodness sakes. inda kan inda paham???? i went to school with her dari ku PRIMARY SCHOOL kali ah. CAKAP MELAYU jua tani dari dulu. B JUA MALAY NYA ARAH PCE kenapa tia tarus2 ckpnya mcm iklan FAIR AND LOVELY bedub ke ORANG PUTEH ANI?

Anyway, Ms Lating was “scared” of balloons. One time she saw a bus decorated with balloons from a mile away and automatically covered her ears with her hands and SCREAMED – during CLASS. lol. So we thought. ok that was it. OVER jua bini bininya anie. Borderline LANJI. lol. So a few weeks later we had a teacher’s day thing lah, we had the classroom decorated with balloons. Skali Dhil, i dont know if u remember this :- towards the end of the day it was time to take the balloons down.. and my friend effa and I suddenly came up with a bright idea. Effa had a bright yellow balloon in her hand and Ms lating was at that time.. laughing with her group of friends in the corner of the classroom and ironically, she was BLOWING UP balloons. Mcm inda jua masuk keotak tu?? Mcm wasn’t she the one who screamed when a car adorned with balloons passed by the school kah!?!?! and it was like a MILE away from where she sat!! and there she was BLOWING UP BALLOONS? it just didn’t make any sense. So we decided to experiment: Banar kah ya ani takut bilun ataupun saja kan melating?

Effa: Syaz. ko ada pin?
Syaz: Ni pin tudong ah. napa.
Effa: *looks over to the corner of the room*
Syaz: hehehe kajap ah. aku BUKA dulu. huhuhu.
Effa: BAH. 1.2.3.

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!! (melatup tia bilun)

hahahahahaha. Skali si Lating ani menangis tia.. her face turned bright red at the sound of the belon popping. and then she started to cry.. and then.. she couldnt breathe!! turns out that she had an asthma attack and the other girls rushed her to the sick bay. I looked at effa and whispered: “hehe..banar…” . I think we went to hide in the toilets after that. huhuhuhu. All i can say is she brought it on herself.

i guess its true that we women are our own worse enemies. huhuhu. cheh. tapi moral of the story: jan lampau melating. inda bisai. . tapi chigu nya di stpri atu pun membari sasak jua. ingat ku tu chigu yang ambil virtual pet ku skali inda ya bagi balik?? ya ambil V-pet si HANA jua ..haha sakit bah chigunya. She came up to US a few weeks later and went “my sons at home are having fun with your virtual pets”. She could’ve at least returned it to me at the end of the day or something ani simpannya. baginya anaknya. tesurong jua chigu2 nya ani kdg2 kan jahat cematu nda peduli rasa anak murid. I was only 12 at that time and i only had the toy for a day..it was braaaaaaand new. masih ada bau singapore!!! huhuhu. Imagine how i felt?? huhuhu. mcm..HMM WHAT ABOUT I GET RID OF YOUR SONS’ REAL MOM AND GET THEM A VIRTUAL MOM???

Skali this one time ada lagi chigunya OVER. lol. Our school had a fund raising thing and our class planned to take part by washing cars. skali this teacher (the same psycho who took this 12 year old’s virtual pet), came up to us a week before and told the whole class: “there’s no way you’re going to wash teacher’s car..cause teacher’s getting a new mercedez next week”. lagi sakit chigunya. hahahahaha. BAIK BE MISIDIS. if i had taken DRIVING LESSONS at that age i would’ve known how to PACAH KAN her tire and steal the spare and the jack while im at it.

Don’t get me wrong, i LOVED almost all of my teachers back in stpri (mrs wong, chigu supri, chigu zul, chigu science). ganya yang sakit sakit atu.. they still piss me off until today. ADAKAH VIRTUAL PET KU BAGINYA ANAKNYA!?!?!?! Sometimes the teachers are the biggest bullies.. banar.And then they complain why students have no respect for them? heh. Don’t even get me started on the ones who think they’re all that just because they were educated overseas. O.M.G. i so don’t neeeed to go there. *rolls eyes sampai kan juling saja inda*

it takes dedication to get education across and not arrogance!

anyway.
its 4:30am.
huhuhu.

JAM SUDAH MENUNJUKKAN 4.30 PAGI jadi ana mau tiup ini whistle lah!!!!

kiss me.

PS: ZAH! INGAT KAU ZAH? 1st week of enrollment si TUPAS majal suruh the WHOLE CLASS nyanyi lagu dari King & I??

“GETTING TO KNOW YOU. GETTING TO KNOW ALL ABOUT YOU. GETTING to..humm humm..mmmm..U LIKE ME..”

getting to know youuuuuuuuuuuuuu ..baik jua YA INDA PAKSA NYANYI PANGAKO SAYO!! hahahahahahaha.

lol. oh oh oh and that time when she played romeo and juliet on video.. and she got pissed off when the whole class went “eeeeeyeee” and started covering their eyes with tudongs during the “rude” ahem ahem scenes. her exact words were: “IF YOU’RE NOT READY FOR THIS . WE’LL JUST WATCH NEXT TIME” lol. That sort of beats learning Munakahat in Ugama. lol. Slalu baca jawi.. skali tarus2 ada LIVE VIDEO. mcm..OH NO.. MALU SAYA so this is what the guru ugama was talking about..”EEEEEEEEYEEEEE” lol. si tupas plang emosi. hahahaha. but i loved her. hahaha.