Saturday morning & afternoon was spent lazing around the house. I had no intention to go out until inta called and asked if we were still on for dinner. Then i remembered that i actually made plans with her to go out this weekend. We initially wanted to go for a road trip out in to the suburbs, a trendy dinner somewhere in Yarra Valley… but the weather this week was not as great as we had expected so we went out for a quick dinner at the Nasi Lemak House on lygon instead (yup. the one with the gangster-Aunty!). Upon arriving there.. the aunty straight away recognized me and went:-

Ghetto Nasi Lemak Aunty:- “HEY! YOU GOT SEE THAT SIGN OR NOT? HALAL ALREADY!”
Me: he he..see i told you. HALAL CHICKEN cheaper kan!?
GNLA:”Ya..”
Me: see..i told you.
GHLA: TSK. BUT NOT BY MUCH LA!!! (fucking kiasu i tell you this aunty!)
Me: BUT STILL CHEAPER ABIT RITE?
GHLA: YA LA YA LA YA LA OK what u want?

I want you to shut the fuck up.

when we were about to leave.. she was like..

GNLA: eh so what you doing after this?
me: sleep.
GNLA: NO BOYFREN kah yOU?? find boyfren la!!
me: Ya ya ya next time i find rich chinese taikong.
GNLA: WAH. IF CHINESE I WANT.
me: *sneer* single is it?
GNLA: ya la.

I smiled and said goodbye. NOW WHY AM I NOT SUPRISED THAT SHE’S SINGLE? HELLO. I THINK ANY RICH CHINESE TAIKONG OR ANYCHINESE MAN FOR THAT MATTER WOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO TAKE HER AS A WIFE. But since im not really that jahat even though i sound like a bitch most of the time, im going to do her a favour by doing this;

anyone out there searching for a wife?
would a middle-aged Aunty who makes one hell of a good nasi lemak do?
if yes,please email me with your details. She may look ganas. but she’s really sweet. i promise 🙂

Drove up to the trendy Fitzroy street for churros afterwards.Delicious traditional spanish donuts dipped in your choice of chocolate.. milk,white,dark. Ive actually passed by St Churros the chocalatier a few times before but i never realised it was a cafe. I tot it was just a chocolate boutique and the name was St Churros simply because the owner wanted to name it St Churros. inda ku te click sana bejual churros. huhuhu. but yeah it was good the mocca i had was good too..a tad too sweet. but very chocola-tey.I can always count on Inta to bring me to the good places to eat.

But After last nite. i dont think i’d want to see another piece of churros every again in my life. bliak. muak.

Went home straight after for a karaokeing session. What we like to call a karaoke session with the Harsonos. Inta and her sister Dinda both sing exceptionally well..

anyway, in the spirit of true karaoke-ing and singing off-key, ill leave you with our rendition of “Saving all my love for you” by whitney houston – “Lelaki Memanglah Penipu”.

enjoy!!

hahahahaha. Lelaki Memanglah Penipu by Dinda,Inta,Sas,Molly & Kelly

Dinda: “tiba tiba semua diem.. and then there’s like a slow clap…”

*LOL*.
kiss me.