One day im gonna go to the Malta to big a hotel..
in a morning i got down to eat a breakfast..
i tell the waitress, “I wanna two pieces of the toast!”
she brings me only one piece.. i tell her, “I wanna two piece”..
she says .. “Go to the toilet!”..i say “you don understand??? i want TWO PIECE in my plate”. She says, “YOU BETTER NO PISS in a PLATE you SON OF A BEECH….”
I dont even know the lady and she clls me a SON of a BEECH!
lol. suprisingly my siter kel’s does this impersonation of ‘the man who went to malta’ very well!!
kiss me u son of a beeeech.