Dear 1.Salman Khan. I don’t really know how to tell you this, 2.but i think you are balding. I think I realized it 3. yesterday when i saw you washing your feet in the ganges river. I’m sure you’re 4.bald enough to understand that the occurance of hairloss is normal among men your age. I’m returning you the hair tonic you sold me the other day because clearly: it doesnt work (banyak lah kau punya rambut!) ,5.but I’ll keep an old picture of THE Salman Khan with lots of hair as a memory. You should also know that between you and Shahrukh Khan, Shahrukh always gets the girl,

Thousand Apologies,
Syazwana

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