Diet or no diet? how to diet?

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Just got back from a chilli crab session with Rahim, Metali and Kasabi(?) Kabasi (?) Kabusi (?) ??? who are really Melati, Alai & Izzati & Mus by day and ‘complex man name’ by night. I’m Megat and apparently i can pull the name off very well. HAHA. What nonsense kan? but sometimes its just nice to sit back relax and enjoy chilli crab (and nyummyyy melt in your mouth ROTI) with four other girls who shares the same KEPALA as you. At least when i’m with them, i reach a very comfortable NO- JUDGMENT-ZONE. 😀

So Nigga, Please! huhuhu.

Im back to my lazy routine of waking up at noon. Ive also started watching k-drama again. These days im watching Coffee Prince. Ive heard great reviews on the drama so i tot i’d see it for myself la. Mun si ajis (my 9 year old brother) sudah berucap lawa. lawa tia kali banar.

boreeddddd.d.d..d.d.d.d.d..d.d.d.d…

running out of things to say.y.y.y.y.y.y.y.y.y.y.y.y.y.y.y… and ive had one too many caramel ice blended from coffee bean. caffeinated lagi tu.. uwargh.

i shouldve gone straight back home after chilli crab. i shouldnt have succumbed to pms cravings. pms cravings is the MOTHER of all evil. Selalu tu its either SOMETHING with peanut butter or SOMETHING with shitloads of caramel..but apparently they say its OKAY pasalyou can;t get fat when you have your period. SIAPA PUNYA THEORY AH????? I think it was kel who told me this. She heard it from a friend. must be one of the bulimic thai girls she met in boarding school. huhu. Banar. i witnessed alot of weird diets during my time in an all girl boarding house. Friends of Kel’s at one point were on a LARGE SIZE CHIPS FROM NANDOS diet. kalau LARGE SIZE CHIPS untuk seorang nda jua apa. ani LARGE CHIPS to share among 4 girls and thats all they ate. Kurus plang. healthy? i dont know. Some i met were laxative junkies..like they would constantly change laxative brands mcm tukar spendet. They got their laxative ‘hits’ from the indo grocery store down the street. huhu. jadi semua JAMU INDON. sampai ada this girl teampai sakit parut. ingat ku kali tu ah. room mate si amal. hahahahaha.

indo girl on all kinds of laxatives: “MALLLLL, ADUH MAAAAL AKU SAKIT PEROTTT MAAALLLLL, ADUHHHHHH” *guling guling atas katil* ….mcm kerasukkan usulnya ada jua.

kana bawa tia ke ospital uleh headmistress. kana injek.

a few of the Hongkong girls only came down for dinner to have “fruits”. When dinner was over, kusung tu fruit platter ah. siapa jua inda marah. When asked if they were eating properly they would casually reply “yes, we ate down the street earlier”.. err..more like no not really, we’re starving ourselves to death for our boyfriends. Which was another problem. Some of my friends.. boyfriends carried laxative pills around with them to give to their girlfriends for them to makan after a round of WATER and a plate of ‘nothing’. evil? thats like the ZENITH of all evil.

Sigh. Peer pressure is the most dangerous thing next to guns. buleh mati uleh nya kalau yang inda baik baik atu.

anyway,
im off to sleep.

oh. a picture of my Nini boy. According to mom, all his life, ya nda pernah tiup bday candles. That’s only because no one knew his exact birth date pasal dulu dulu atu inda be tulis. He claims to be 70+ something..but he’s probably around 80+. cali jua lagi dulu atu ah. baik jua niniku nda mengakun ya 21.

Niniboy
courtesy of Pablo.

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